Showing posts with label Reese Witherspoon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Reese Witherspoon. Show all posts

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Go ahead scissors, do your worst.

The scissors did their worst.


I find myself a crafty and creative gal. I have utilised my creative skills in Origami, Bird Housing, Smoothies and Seducing people. Obviously, my next outlet should be hair dressing.
On myself
Mirrorless.

I figured if I was looking at a picture of what I wanted, I would be able to channel my inner Reese Witherspoon through spiritual love.


Reese Witherspoon hypnotizing me with her hair



Unfortunatly now half of my hair is missing, and one side is two inches shorter than the other. Also, my bangs are sticking straight out. I don't know why. I don't even remember cutting them.

This is apparently karma for thinking that womans baby was ugly.